June 2013
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
And on the 8th day god created hot boys who aren’t interested in me
May 2013
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
